What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What do you do to make yourself sleep early?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What seemingly minor decision or moment in your past ended up having a massive impact on your entire life trajectory?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…